THE MOST BASED WEBSITES IN THE OMNIVERSE

One fateful day a few years back, a meeting of the minds took place in a city of slime and crime. From this meeting was born THE BASED ONES, a group of elite internet users who know what the fuck is up, of which I am one.

Since that day, their influence has only grown, and the tendrils of their shadow governance reach out to control more of the web by the day. Nobody is safe from their machinations, and the culture follows in their footsteps.

Oh, and some of them also have personal websites. You should check them out, they're probably better than mine, and not nearly as green.

Of course, if you have a problem with green, then you're a PHILISTINE. *grumble grumble*

MischiefNight

None other than the best and coolest bunny you'll ever find within the Local Galactic Group. Still learning the ropes on this whole "existence" thing, but then, aren't we all? Quite talented in the area of graphic design, and knowledgeable about a variety of topics, from pinball machines to card games to revived cartoony MMORPGs. Founder of the Based Ones, and therefore extremely cool.
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Zugerujk

A kind and insightful gamer, and a talented programmer. Always a pleasure to talk to, has a way of brightening up any conversation they're in. You get a cookie if you can guess how to pronounce their name. I know how, but I'm not telling! Has a pretty sweet Youtube channel, also. Introduced me to that show Mr. Robot with Rami Mallek, something I'm still thankful for. Their playful sense of humor obscures a wellspring of insight and maturity.
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LizWiz

A great artist and a great friend. Absolutely wonderful to talk to, has a very welcoming and encouraging energy. Overall, a genuinely awesome person.
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Olivia Kafka

Very cool gal with refined taste and supremely chill energy, has a history of writing bangers and kicking ass.
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SolarMoth

Incredibly talented artist with a specialty for cool creatures and speculative biology. Seriously, every drawing I've ever seen them make is utterly mindblowing. Give them your money immediately.
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Prism

Another artist of exceptional talent, I've seriously never seen someone with as good a grasp of color as Prism. Also skilled in the kitchen, if the recipes they've come up with are anything to go by. Extremely cool individual.
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